A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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