Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
He uses pillows to masturbate.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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