A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
