Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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