i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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