You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
