I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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