her vagine was all disorganized.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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