We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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