Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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