i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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