What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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