My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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