I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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