have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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