Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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