Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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