you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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