This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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