I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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