I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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