I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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