Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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