what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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