He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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