Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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