After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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