The best revenge is premature balding
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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