Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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