i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We need to get me chipped asap
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize