its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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