you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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