He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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