Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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