I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
do herpes really smell.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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