You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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