actually, I'm a sock model
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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