i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
accomplished twins. life is a go
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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