we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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