Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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