there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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