This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
my god I love twenty year old dicks
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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