you would pick up someone in the library
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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