is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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