butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wanna passion pit in your ass
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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