I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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