No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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