Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wanna bring you to show and tell
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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