69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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