One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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