And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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