So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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