what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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