Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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