the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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