there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We had to coat check the pizza.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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